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Okay, so welcome to our podcast.
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This is a little bit different today because this podcast is a spin-off of our radio show.
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This is just unofficial.
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We just talk and shoot the poop.
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We shoot the poop.
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Shoot the poop.
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Because uh it's funny because my guest is the poop fairy.
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Yeah.
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And the poop fairy's husband.
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That's right, Mr.
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Poop Fairy.
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So uh I just want to tell you guys, first of all, I purposely I never really worry about my outfit when I come in.
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You know, like I always wear like a black shirt and I'm wearing my brown shirt for the poop talk because we're talking about colonics and stuff.
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Exactly.
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All right, so can you explain like because I was talking to somebody the other day that you were gonna be here, right, on the podcast, and they said, ask her how she got into this business, because I don't think any little girl is like, someday I want to grow up and be a colonic person, right?
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Yeah, exactly.
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Can you explain what it is that you do and how you got there?
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Yes, I will.
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So it was about 30 years ago when I was in my early 20s, I was dealing with constipation.
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I was the girl that literally would maybe poop once every two weeks.
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And I'm common, by the way, right?
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My sisters like that, my coworkers like that.
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Okay.
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And so like nobody could help me.
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Like I went to I got a GI, CAT scan, MRI.
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The doctors just kept making me feel like I was crazy.
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Like it's all in your head.
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One doctor even said, just take some anxiety medicine.
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It's literally like all in your head.
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Meanwhile, I'm like trying to figure out a way, like, how can I poop?
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Nobody talked about poop, nobody talked about constipation.
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It was like this little silent epidemic back then where it's like no one talked about bathrooms, right?
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And so it wasn't until a naturopathic doctor said, Marina, did you have you ever tried a colonic?
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And I'm like, what is a colonic?
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I'm 20, right?
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So and I'm scared and I'm nervous, but I'm desperate.
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I'm so desperate to get an answer and and and to get relief.
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And so I went and had my first colonic.
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I'll never forget.
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I walked out of that session, I looked at that, the therapist, and I said, Oh my God, this is life-changing.
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Like you just changed my life.
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I felt so much relief.
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I unloaded seven pounds of poop in that one session.
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Oh my God.
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I'm not kidding.
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You were full of it.
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Yeah.
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Wow, lots of poop jokes on this podcast.
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Oh, yeah.
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So that's really how I got into it.
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And then she ended up retiring, and I just couldn't find a place that I liked, right?
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And I thought, you know what?
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I'm just gonna give back.
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I'm going to drop out of my doctorate degree and I'm gonna give back.
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I'm gonna change the game when it comes to colonics or colon hydrotherapy, same word.
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And I want this to be clean, clinical, bougie, just like, you know, have like a naturopathic doctor there.
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I want it to be a very much of a spa environment, right?
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So when you walk into a facility, it's like, wow, you know, you just kind of you're not so nervous about getting a colonic.
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Um, and a lot of places that I was going to, it just didn't have that feeling, right?
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It was like, so I'm like, you know, we're gonna change the game here.
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And that was in 2014.
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So we've been doing this since 2014.
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So did you take over for her?
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Like she retired, you're like, I'm gonna, I'm like, I'm gonna do this.
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But you were doing them from that from that, you were once you did them the first time, you've been doing them the whole time.
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Yeah.
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And then that's when you built the place, the Scatchula Hydrotherapy.
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Yep, yep.
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In that location where you're at where you've been the whole time?
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No.
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We moved to the the location that we're at right now, we've been there for four years.
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But I did start I did open in 2014.
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It was just me.
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And I rented from a chiropractor.
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Uh-huh.
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And he had a room that I could rent, some space.
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Can you just rent a room and put a colonic in there?
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Because essentially, yeah.
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Don't you need like special plumbing?
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Oh, it's thousands and thousands of dollars from plumbing.
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Oh, so you had to do all that.
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Oh, yeah.
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Every time I moved, I've moved twice now, and we're not moving again.
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Well, I mean, it's quite an experience, the colonic, and now that's why I actually come to the podcast because I did three of them at your place.
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Yes.
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And and I I I feel like I did one.
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I remember my partner Rich and I, many, many years ago, we'd lost a bet.
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We had to get a colonic on the air.
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Um but I felt like somebody else put it in.
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Could that be possible?
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Yeah, that is.
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That's a closed system.
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We have the open system.
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So the open system where you have more privacy, right?
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Like privacy.
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I really like that.
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We're very private in your closed system, that is a little bit different.
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She's actually inserting the tube into you, and her face is kind of right here, maybe massaging your stomach.
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There's two different ways.
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People just have a preference, right?
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Yeah.
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So I think they're both great.
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But then when you're when they're putting it in for you, how do you know where to stop?
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Like, how do they know?
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But they're the pairs, the therapist gets trained when she's inserting it into you.
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We don't do that at Scotstall Hydrotherapy.
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We just have the open system where actually we teach you, like I taught you how to insert it into your rectum.
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And there's only one way in, right?
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I mean, you can't screw it up.
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Yeah, but I mean, if you're not really a pro at that, right.
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Like I think the first time it took me about 45 minutes.
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It took a couple tries.
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The first time was was tough.
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The second time was a piece of cake.
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The third time was tough too.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I don't know, you know, just not.
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Yep.
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You know what I mean?
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It's it's so it's, you know, it but anyway, let's get into poop.
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So the re and and I want to totally talk about you, Steve.
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I want to get into your life too, because I think you're fascinating.
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That's why I asked you to be in here.
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Because I I I've actually gone hiking with a buddy of mine twice, and both times I'm talking about him the whole time because of how young you are, how young you look, your spirit, and your exercise.
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But I want to jump into poop real quick.
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So what you had seven pounds the first time you did it, right?
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So what's coming out of there?
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Is it like dark?
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Is it like it must be unhealthy, right?
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Yes, very unhealthy.
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Well, think about it.
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You're eating three meals a day, right?
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And so, three times seven in one week, if you don't poop, you're whole you're literally holding on to all of that food into your large intestine.
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Your large intestine is five to six feet long.
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You can hold up to five pounds per foot.
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So technically, you can hold up to 32 pounds of poop.
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I think it was Elvis.
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Elvis Presley, when he died, um, he did autopsy.
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He has had over 30 pounds of fecal matter in his colon.
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John Wayne, the same thing.
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And you remember when Elvis was so distended and looked terrible?
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He was just backed up like crazy, belly full of poop.
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Yeah.
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And it had a lot to do with his death.
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So, what do you think?
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What's the how many times should someone get a clonic?
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How often should they get a clonic?
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I think that just really depends on the person.
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I mean, we're seeing athletes, we're seeing people that are sick, you know, we're seeing people that are wanting to do longevity or anti-aging.
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So it really depends on what you're dealing with.
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Like the girl that came in last week, she didn't poop for 14 days.
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She was on vacation with her boyfriend, was embarrassed to like poop in front of them.
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And I'm like, okay, you you're gonna need quite a few clonics.
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So it really just depends on the person.
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What's the difference between a colonic and an enema?
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An enema will only get about 12 inches into the colon, and the colon, the colonic can get a lot further.
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Why?
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Because it's a constant flow of water.
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Yeah.
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So it just keeps going higher and higher and higher.
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Yeah.
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So the colonic goes all the way in.
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Yeah.
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All the way.
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Yep.
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Okay.
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And then like the water distilled water enema, it'll only go about 12 inches or so.
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But people still get relief by doing an enema at home, for sure.
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What have you seen?
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Not to get gross, but I mean what have you seen like come out of there?
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Have you ever seen anything come out of it?
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Like, I I remember when um when I went the first time when I lost the bet, I remember the lady, there was a two your tube's down here and you have a mirror, so you can see the tube.
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There was a tube up here.
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And I remember her telling me, she goes, one time we had a patient, and she goes like this with her finger.
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She goes, and it had a worm that came out like that.
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And I was like, What?
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Yeah, you see all kinds of stuff.
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I mean, I've been doing this for a couple decades now.
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So I mean, it's just wild what I've seen.
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When I got exposed to black mold and I was on antibiotics for 42 days, you wouldn't believe what was coming out of me.
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Like I was full of parasites, like a big tapeworm, just stuff was coming out.
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It would it would blow your mind.
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Blow your mind.
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So you would say it's important to get a clonic.
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Yeah, absolutely.
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And what about the age?
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How young can you be to get a clonic?
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I would say 18 and over.
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18 and over?
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Yeah.
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But listen, like a lot of people think it's just a female thing, but it's like, you know, men need to clean their colon out too.
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That's what's the leading cause of cancer?
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It's colon cancer.
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So, you know, it's like it's not just for women, it's for men as well.
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And I think men are really waking up to this right now because we're seeing more and more men.
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I mean, we see a lot of men now.
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Well, when I went in, I remembered the f when I went in the first time with you, uh, I did it three times in a week, because I think that's what you said about the first time, right?
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I was surprised what came out, but I'm like, it's my first time.
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Yeah.
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Then you said more would come out the second time.
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I was like, there's just no way.
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And it did.
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And then the third time.
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And I was like, what?
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Like, what what do you think is the turnaround time for when you eat something to when it comes out?
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Like, does it just get stuck in there?
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If you want to know your transition time, eat red beets or eat corn, and then you'll be able to say, okay, it was 12 hours later, six hours later.
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So that's a good tip.
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But my vibe is I feel like there's stuff in there that you don't that's that the the the the the poop the daily poop passes and there's other things stuck in there.
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Because I took your you had this massager, yeah, and I was pushing massager down on my gut, and it was just freeing up all kinds.
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So I've just figured there's like you know, curves and stuff and crevices in your intestine that gets stuck in there.
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Oh, we're breaking up like layers and layers on the colon wall.
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I mean, you've got mucoid plaque in there, you've just got a lot of buildup, right?
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So it's not like just, oh, one and done.
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I mean, we're just getting started with that first colonic.
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Are there any dangers to colonics?
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I would say no, but you will want to make sure that you go to someone that is certified in colon hydrotherapy or has a background.
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Because a lot of people ask, like, how do I find a good therapist?
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I would say make sure you find someone who's knowledgeable, vet them out, you know, take a look at their Google reviews and make sure that I have a certification in International Association for Colon Hydrotherapy.
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So I went and trained and studied and learned how to do it.
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So let me jump around.
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So when you guys are like single and dating, like how did you guys meet and how did she handle how did you handle what she says?
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I do colonics for a living.
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Well, like you, it's I didn't know about them.
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You know, this is 10, 12 years ago.
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I didn't know about it, and I'm like, I'm a healthy guy, I do all the right things.
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Why do I not know about this?
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But she said, you know, if you want to get to know me, but like where do you guys meet?
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Are you at a bar?
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Actually, we met at match.com of all things.
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Old school, match.com.
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You're the I I'd moved down here.
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She was the first one of the first people I met.
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It was the best thing that ever happened to me.
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And we've just been connected ever since.
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But yeah, we're old school.
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We met online.
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Did it say on match.com colonic queen or something like that?
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Yeah, I wish she would have disclosed that.